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No AI Analysis. Pure Random Fun.

Nobody Knows
If AI Will Replace You

Everyone's predicting AI will take jobs, but nobody knows when, which ones, or how. So why not consult a magic 8-ball? It's just as accurate.

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The AI Prediction Paradox

Everyone has opinions about AI and jobs. The truth? Nobody knows.

When?

Next year? Five years? Twenty? Every prediction is different.

What Jobs?

Tech? Creative? Manual? Everyone has a different theory.

How?

Replacement? Augmentation? Transformation? Nobody knows.

So embrace the chaos with a magic 8-ball.

Pure Random Fun.
Zero AI Analysis.

Shake your phone, get a prediction. Entertainment, not career advice.

1

Open the Oracle

Launch the app and prepare to consult the mystical orb of employment.

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Enter your company, role, and location details
2

Enter Your Details

Add your company, role, and location. The oracle needs context for the consultation.

3

Shake Your Device

Give your phone a shake and watch the mystical orb reveal your fate.

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4

Receive Your Prophecy

Get a completely random prediction. Share with friends and compare your digital destinies.

Entertainment only. Do not make career decisions based on a magic 8-ball.

Your Privacy.
Actually Protected.

Zero Personal Data

No personal information. No usage tracking. No metadata. We only count total downloads to measure interest.

Privacy you can actually trust

True Randomness

No AI. No algorithms. No machine learning. Just pure random number generation, like a real magic 8-ball.

Embrace the chaos

Frequently Asked Questions

Everything you need to know about consulting the oracle

Yes, absolutely. There's no AI analysis, no machine learning, no algorithms examining your job. It's pure random entertainment - exactly like shaking a traditional magic 8-ball.
You shouldn't! That's the point. With all the wild predictions about AI and jobs floating around, we thought it would be fun to embrace the uncertainty with something intentionally random. It's entertainment, not career advice.
Only the total number of downloads to measure interest. We don't collect personal information, usage patterns, or any metadata. No analytics, no tracking, no profiling.
The app is free to download with a daily limit. For unlimited consultations with the oracle, there's a one-time payment of $1.99 - no subscription, yours forever.
Absolutely! Challenge friends to see who gets the most optimistic or pessimistic predictions. Compare your fates and enjoy the absurdity together.
No. Seriously, no. This is pure entertainment. Nobody knows for certain when, how, or which jobs AI will affect. Make career decisions based on research, skills assessment, and professional guidance - not a magic 8-ball app.

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The Oracle?

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